Category Archives: Quickie Edition

Too Much Bodily Fluid and Germ Swap Going On…

Having spontaneous outdoor sex is great, but when it is in a “family friendly” facility without regards to the children that are there, you must expect some backlash from the community, and patronizers that are not down with the get down.  I stop going to Spa Castle years ago once it became popularized.

The NY Post set out an undercover investigation into this “Sex Spa” and what they found might be shocking to some, while common place for others.  Luxuriating by yourself, or with your partner is great without the worry of someone else bodily fluids occupying your space at the same time.  There are to many disease out here, and chlorine sure ain’t going to kill them all.  Asides from AIDS, Hepatitis isn’t spoken about as much, but is just as deadly, and easier to catch given that it can survive on surfaces for a longer period of time.

Source:  NY Post

On Sunday mornings, an army of exotic dancers getting off their Saturday night shifts descends on the complex — and it’s not to do laps in the pool.

“We open at 6 a.m., and lots of strippers come here after work to unwind,” an employee told The Post. “There’s lots of skinny-dipping and the girls are making out with each other and partying. It looks like the set of a porn movie.”

“There is a big problem with customers having sex in the pools, and the management doesn’t know how to handle it,” said the staffer, speaking anonymously. “Practically every day, couples are caught having sex in the indoor and outdoor pools. They think they are being sly about it, but they’re not. When you see somebody on someone’s lap bouncing up and down and the jets aren’t turned on, you know what’s happening.”

Between 2014 and 2015, the Health Department cited Spa Castle for 49 violations, including failure to post signs prohibiting discharge of bodily fluids in pools. In January 2015, a Manhattan outpost of Spa Castle, Premier 57 Spa, was shut down by health inspectors for operating without a license.

City law states that “no establishment shall make facilities available for the purpose of sexual activities” and that “such facilities shall constitute a threat to the public health.”

Only days after Post inquiries, the city Health Department on Tuesday temporarily shut down all of Spa Castle’s pools. It cited the spa for “not following safety standards” and said the closure grew out of an investigation into a near-drowning on Feb. 19, when a 6-year-old girl’s hair became caught in an underwater vent. Spa Castle on Friday submitted a revised safety plan, which is ­under city review.

In December 2014, an 84-year-old spa-goer was found dead at the bottom of one of Spa Castle’s outdoor hot tubs. An autopsy revealed he died of hypertension and cardiovascular disease, even though family members insisted he was in good health.

“The Health Department has repeatedly inspected Spa Castle to assess compliance with NYC rules about bathing establishments,” said a department spokesman. “The department does not hesitate to take corrective actions, including closures, when an establishment is found breaking the law.”

The Post’s findings did not shock state Sen. Tony Avella (D-Bayside), who has been lobbying for years to revoke the spa’s license.

“I’m not surprised this type of thing is going on at Spa Castle,” he said. “Most of their problems stem from a lack of supervision.”

 

When The Penis Makes A Quick Entrance and Leaves You In A Trance …. #PenisOnTheGo

The mental ambiance of the gasp when the penis makes its entrance…. #Priceless.  Wether you’re a busy person or not, one activity that we should often engage in is Quickie Sessions.

If you live with your partner a quick fix in the morning is a great way to start your day #BeMyCoffeeBaby!  Or maybe midday let him pound your cares away.  What better way to relieve office tension on your lunch break by letting the penis marinate in that vaginal orifice for momental bliss,  Even on a date, a quickie can be the appetizer before you serve her the entre.  Which  ever your preference, nothing beats the thrill of the moment.  Yearning for your partner, anytime any place Janet couldn’t sing it any better (check out video below) the rush of endorphins enhances the orgasmic moment.

Problem is the majority of women have a difficult time climaxing because of several different factors.  Everyone is built different, and everyone has different stimulators, or erogenous zones.  So ask yourself … Am I stimulating my partner???  Yes arousal can start mentally, but once she sees you, you need to continue the arousal process, and vice versa.  Get out of the habit of thinking that her vagina will automatically lubricate with the presence of your penis occupying her vaginal canal.  Fellas you need to learn Quickie Etiquette.

Quickie Etiquette:  The act of engaging in behaviors during a quickie session that are mutually sexually satisfying and beneficial for both partners.

Very seldom do women climax from penile penetration alone.  If it’s gonna be a quick fix, choose a position that is mutually beneficial to you and your partner.  The same way you want to be relieved she does too.  If she doesn’t reassure your partner that “you got them” later and act on it.  If every time you catch yourself being relieved and she is not.  Chances are she will get her quick fix elsewhere.  No one wants to engage with someone who is sexually selfish.  Don’t leave home without your Quickie Etiquacy.